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Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, “No”.

Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mum replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

She replies, “No.”

Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mum replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

His mum says, “No.”

He asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His Mum replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”

He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

Yup. My plans on living forever are working, so far so good. Another year put behind me. Although there are a lot of things in my past that I would like to take another shot at. But that’s another post that will probably never get posted.

Yes, it was 28 years… errr *cough* 38 years ago the earth stood still.

This will be an uneventful Birthday for me as it’s in the middle of a work week and I’m broke. But feel free to send gifts and money my way though.

Have a great Anniversary too Mom and Dad!

I not sure, but I think I might be watching a little to many spooky shows on the TV lately.

There’s this new show on TV called Torchwood and the last episode had a ghost theme and it was a good episode. I also watch this other show that’s on every week called TAPS. They are ghost investigators and visit all these places that are supposed to be haunted and they gather video, audio, and other evidence. The other night they were in this insane asylum and they got a lot of good evidence, it was actually spooky to watch.

With all these paranormal TV shows and Movies that I have been watching, I have been having some pretty freaky dreams.

Things like walking in a dark room and looking for the light switch and not being able to find it, or finding a light switch and all the lights do is flicker and glow a very dull orange light making everything look spooky. The neatest one so far is being in a dark room and bumping into something that feels like another person.

Lately I’ve been having dreams where I witness some ghosts and they freak out at everybody (I’m with a Ghost Hunting Team) causing shit to fly all over the place. Sort of like the scene in Poltergeist in the little kids room with all the stuff flying around.

There are other really kewel things like being outside and seeing a formation of clouds take on some really freaky shapes, like lightning bolts all jumbled into a ball as if somebody took a sheet of paper and balled it all up. And they would drift in erratic directions as if they were self aware. Yea, I know, self aware clouds, get off the acid right?

I don’t wake up freaked out by the dreams. More like a sense of happy. I would like to just crawl back to bed and dream them again because they’re pretty freaky. The spooky feeling and being curious is pretty neat.

Who needs drugs huh?

Wow. This has got to be one of the most boring Sundays that I have experienced in a long time. All I did today was fart around on the Internet, watch a movie, do the dishes, and lay around watching TV and stuff.

If you are subscribed to my Feed, you’ll notice that I added Google AdSense to the RSS Feed now. It’s a new feature AdSense has added to their system. Hopefully it would collect some good coinage, as I could really use it right about now.

I was going to watch Barnyard 2, but it’s getting a bit late. Yes, Barnyard 2! I didn’t know it was out either. I just finished watching The Mutant Chronicles. An interesting movie to say the least. Maybe there will be a review later.

Well that’s all I got to say. Time to go lay around again. Doing nothing. Waiting for Monday to strike.

So, I’m sitting here bored out of my tree with YouTube randomly playing video and this video starts to play. I thought that I had to share this one for everybody to see.

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I was very impressed to say the least. It just amazes me the things you find on YouTube these days. There’s so much talent out there waiting to be discovered.

Troye Sivan has a YouTube page you might like to check out. It seems he’s becoming somewhat of an Australian Celebrity now. He has a few other video posts that he sings in also.

I wish I had a crap load of money and signed these kids up under a recording contract. But I bet somebody who does have a crap load of money already has.

Well, getting wasted and trying to make something work didn’t go so well.

I ended up wasting an entire evening/night trying to get my Playstation 3 to display subtitles when playing a movie. I was using a movie file that came with some subtitle files.

For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what was going wrong. Everything is set properly and there is really no reason why the subtitles aren’t showing up. I played one section of a movie where this guy speaks German and the subs wouldn’t show up. I played it over and over so many times I think I was starting to understand what he was saying. But then again that could be the beer effect.

The Lion was getting pissed off. I think I named every cuss word known to man. “Why isn’t this Fu@king piece of Sh*t good for nothing Mutha Fuc#ing Thing not working!!??”

When I found out why it wasn’t working, it was one of them, ‘Slap in the forehead’ moments.

DOUGH!

I should have tested out another movie. Just to make sure it wasn’t the subtitle files that were corrupt. Yup, that would have saved me hours and hours of time.

As it turns out. The subtitle files were FUBAR!

So I downloaded some working sub files and it’s all working nicely.

So I suppose I let others know how to get subtitles to play on your PS3.

1. Get a free copy of AVIAddXSubs. This will create a DIVX file of the movie and encode the subtitles into the files also. It doesn’t recode the video, and it takes about a minute or two to create it.
2. Now the latest firmware update on the PS3 was supposed to let you play DIVX files, but for some reason my PS3 was saying the file was Unsupported. I found out that TVersity will overcome that hurdle. So I downloaded it. A nice program too. It has several TV shows you can watch too.
3. When the PS3 starts playing the movie, you just press the Triangle button to display the menu and select the Subtitle option. Select the language and you’re done! If the subtitle files you used were functioning that is.

The AVIAddXSubs program will use .sub, .idx, and .srt subtitle file types, and you can set the preferences of the way you want the subtitles to display also. It’s actually a useful utility if you stream your movies from your computer to your PS3 but also want to have the subtitles to display. It takes just a minute or two to create the DIVX files containing the subtitles too and doesn’t convert the video and doesn’t have any video quality loss.

The TVersity program is also a useful utility. not only will it allow you to stream movies from your hard drive, but it also allows you to play YouTube, RSS Feeds from other video sites, it also has a few channels you can watch like CNN, G4, and so on. It’s almost like having a separate television provider.

Well anyway, this angry lion is cooling off now. A bit of a headache from the beers, but all is fine again. It’s safe to come out from hiding behind the bushes now.

If you’re out and about one day and you happen to come across a female biker that is screaming and/or moaning her way by, chances are that she’s not insane, crazy, or angry. She may be riding one of these bikes.

WARNING: This is definitely not safe for work.

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